PERSONALS
TDH male looking for someone to share the vast emptiness of time and space with. Favorite pastimes include cooking, analyzing String Theory, and watching the sun set on civilizations.
Are you feeling like a propagating graviton in a general relativity universe? Manipulating temporal dimensions not as thrilling as they once were? Contact us at Titor Personal Services where we can help you find a way to re-normalize your equations!
LOOKING FOR...
WANTED: Any spare radon fuel. Doesn’t even have to be chrono-synclastic infundibulum compatible. Willing to trade for full set of Doctor Who DVDs (including the “lost” episodes)…
ISO One pair of transdimensial-spectral radiation glasses, prefer earlier model--obviously. Will trade passage to any time any place in exchange.
ISO lost book. Can’t remember what it was exactly but “partner” will kill me if I don’t find it. So if you find a book that appears to have been lost, please send it along. It could save my life. Call Darrell at…oh never mind. Maybe I should just pretend that I never had it in the first place. Yeah, that sounds good.
One late model KVJ navigation system. This baby has a lot of mileage but still works pretty good if you know how to handle her. 10,000 2000 USD OBO.
New-ish time travel craft formerly of Time Safari, Inc. CHEAP! Don’t wait around for this rare opportunity blink out of existence!
For sale: mysterious time travel chair. Not sure where it came from but sure is fun to use! Found it near Montauk, NY. Use it to create wormholes and other mind-blowing experiences! Perfect working condition if you know how to use it. Make us an offer!
50 lbs of duct tape—FREE!!! All you have to do get your hands on this precious cargo is to pick it up immediately! First come first serve. Call Dina at ∏‡Œ•-44442-507.
JOBS
Temporally adventurous? Unafraid of life-threatening situations? Like to set your own hours? Call 3333-Ωÿ‰ß∆! We can help you find a career you’ll love!
Need quick-learning self-starter with experience managing a small travel company. Pay and benefits are excellent. Completely unwilling to train, must know everything already. Perfect job for the right person. Contact the award-winning team at Dimensional Travel today!
